The Awesome – Day 25 : Girls night to the max.

Yesterday, the four female Momentum coaches and myself took 20 girls to one little nail salon for everyone to get manicures.

I can, with conviction, say I have never had a manicure before. Not once. It has never been an appealing activity to me. But  I couldn’t say no and off we marched. Buddy system in tact.

It was a teenage movie in its entirety. Trashy celebrity magazines, gossiping about boys and arguments about who got to choose which color.

Our nail technicians were mildly drunk, not that I blame them, but it proved to be hilarious.

Me to the two mid-40 (50?) ish women: “How long have you two been friends?”

Lady 1: “Too fucking long.”

Lady 2: “In dog years or human years?”

Meg and I: “(silence paired with deer-in-headlights stare.)”

Mind you, the coaches went last, so we had been in the salon a couple of hours at this point and seen more than one bottle of wine go down.

Lady 1 to Sarah: “Oh that’s a nice ring. Let me see that thing. Are there thorns growing out of it yet?”

Sarah: “(nervous giggle)”

Lady 2: “There will be you know. And he’ll turn into your ball and chain before you know it.”

Me: “Easy ladies. It’s a rather recent addition to her finger.”

Lady 1: “Well she needs to learn. They all become ball and chains soon enough.”

Meg, Sarah, Roz, Chelsea and I: “(silence paired with deer-in-headlights stare.)”

All in all, it was a hilarious and Awesome time. Female bonding at his finest, I think…

I bond with Jess, Lesley and Tawnya as females all the time. I think…

xoxo.